Friday, October 28, 2005

Girly Girls are Sexier

We've always heard about different "types" of people. He's a "dumb jock" or "sensitive nerd" etc. etc. Sometimes when guys talk about girls, this is also the case. For instance, "I'm not saying she's a gold-digger..." etc.

Anyway, I've had many a debate with fellow guys about whether they find "girly-girls" or (for lack of a better term) "guy-girls" more attractive. Also, it should be noted that our assumptions about these categories ONLY pertain to personality and not physical traits (We were not saying whether or not we liked girls who looked like guys or not! That's obvious.)



In case you don't know what the heck I'm talking about here's a more specific description of these two "types":

Girly girls-(AKA prisses, bitches, any more?) These are the girls that pretty much hang out with girls and like to do girly things, like shopping, eat salads, do makeup, wear skirts, have pillow fights, watch Oprah, maybe feminist, look pretty, be sensitive, sing, dance, read girly mags. They hate cold weather, being looked at in the wrong way, and can't stand to have their requests ignored. They don't really care for sports, but will go to an event to be a good gf. And would not be caught playing sports in fear of breaking a nail. To stay in shape, they go jogging in carefully chosen fashionable attire of course. For fun, these girls often go clubbing with other girls, and just dance for good fun and exercise. But don't hit on them, unless they give you the right look.

Guy-girls-(AKA chill girl, tomboy (or used to be), wierd hot girl, i can't think of any more...) These are the girls that hang out pretty much with guys because "they've always been able to relate better." They will say that "hanging out with other girls, I feel like I can't really be myself. I always have to be on guard." etc. They will also say that they don't have that many girl friends. "All my friends are guys." These girls hang out with guys until they become pretty much one of us. They will play sports with us, drink at a bar, burp, talk about other girls' bodies just as if they were a dude. They really want their sports team to WIN and will go to the sporting event by themselves. They try to hide their girliness (if they get cold or scared, they won't admit it, unlike girly girls, who are like walking, talking thermometers: "I'M COLD, I'M HOT, I'M COLDER AGAIN") They will go clubbing and have no problems dancing with guy friends...who pretty much all have a crush on her.



My romantic preference is strongly in favor of "girly-girls." Reasons why:
10. If we wanted to do guy stuff, we'll just call our guy friend. Plus most likely we'll be more challenged playing sports against our guy friend.
9. If the "guy-girl" beats you at a manly thing, that sucks. Plus you'll get made fun of for years (not that I would know.)
8. "Guy-girl" burps are a turnoff.
7. "Girly-girls" are more exotic. Since we see guys ALL THE TIME, we get more excited to see the "girly-girl". Think about it, would you rather go on vacation to an exotic country like Europe or China, or would you rather go to another city in your nation?
6. "Girly-girls" will work hard to be hot. Effort goes a long way.
5. "Girly-girls" on average will have less chance of cheating on you since they have less guy friends.
4. "Girly-girls" spend more time taking care of themselves. This is awesome because you know they're well-kept.
3. You'll be able to get into more clubs because of your "girly-girlfriend"'s many other girl friends, unlike going out with a "guy-girlfriend" because she will have many other guy friends.
2. "Guy-girl" will win your money in poker.
1. "Girly-girls" are more of a tease, which is a good thing.

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